Dear Madam,
As you are no doubt aware, military technology is of the highest quality: it must work every time! Your nation relies on it.
At our company we are investigating how to imploy military standard technology in beauty products. Interested? Read on...
We have recently purchased a job lot of leftover napalm past its use by date. We need volunteers for a six week trial to see if it works as a face mask.
Ideal candidates:
a) Have little or no knowledge of the weapons/petrochemical industry
b) Be a non smoker
Sign up below!Volunteers required for New MIRACLE BEAUTY TREATMENT using military technology?
yes dear very amusing now what does 'imploy' mean?Volunteers required for New MIRACLE BEAUTY TREATMENT using military technology?
Could the napam be used as a chemical face peel?
I hear that neclear weapon blasts are remarkably effective at removing all unsightly skin blemishes ... I think it may need tweaking tho as I suspect it may be too effective ...
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